Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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