are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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