how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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