There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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