just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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