Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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