cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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