I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
soo... how was my night?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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