We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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