just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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