I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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