omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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