You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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