i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
