lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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