Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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