yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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