There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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