So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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