please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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