let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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