There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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