pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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