Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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