I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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