If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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