I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I need moral support for this bender
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize