Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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