No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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