The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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