Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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