we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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