She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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