i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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