It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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