That's intense
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
