I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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