that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You've changed since you got that strap on
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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