sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
