And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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