Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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