Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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