normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize