was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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