Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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