Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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