Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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