Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
All the doctor said was why
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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