Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So squirting runs in the family.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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