No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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