just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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